When a Balexey pulls up to the court to shoot around, and consistently bricks. Despite a consistent inability to make uncontested shots, a Balexey can become an NBA level player simply by uttering the phrase "hey michael whats up", which summons Nanjun, one of the greatest basketball players to ever live. Nanjun can also be summoned by drinking from a carton of Milk, as his alter ego Milk Man loves durian flavoured milk.
Balexey: *shoots basketball and misses*, Damn, I can't make a single shot today. Hey michael what's up?
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey,我是 Nanjun.
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey,我是 Nanjun.
by iqbal qureshi April 20, 2021
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a person who is good at everything
Nayun gets all the bitches.
· How to tame a Nayun.
(INSTRUCTIONS):
please give some love and attention to any Nayuns out there. They r probably depressed or smith. they don't go outside so if u meet one then ur kinda lucky ig.
its rare to meet a nayun so please say hi to any nayuns.
they are legendary creatures.
(like a legendary Pokemon)
please give them love and affection.
please.
Btw, Nayun is not a big fan of the song poussay tight poussay clean poussay fresh.
so be careful. They might not enjoy it.
please feed them regularly.
3 times a day.
4 times r ok too.
give them lots of snacks and stuffs
they prefer:
· ice cream (chocolate :D)
· popcorn (butter flavored or caramel)
things that they do not prefer:
· anything green (except for kimchi)
· mint chocolate
tutorial on how to make cake for Nayun.
1. you need 3 wheats
2. 2 sugars
3. 1 egg
4. 3 buckets of milk
5. craft
6. feed.
tutorial on how to make a sad Nayun into a happy Nayun:
if they're infp, maybe show them a movie or drama they like.
or give them a food they like.
the one I have rn has bit of manic depression so its easy to change there feelings.
good luck guys.
they're favorite animals r:
☃
dogs
cats
ferrets
hedgehogs (sonic)
they want figures
figures.
anime figures
bc as yk they r a fucking weeb.
anyways that was the Instructions
good luck ;)
be safe.
a person who is good at everything
Nayun gets all the bitches.
· How to tame a Nayun.
(INSTRUCTIONS):
please give some love and attention to any Nayuns out there. They r probably depressed or smith. they don't go outside so if u meet one then ur kinda lucky ig.
its rare to meet a nayun so please say hi to any nayuns.
they are legendary creatures.
(like a legendary Pokemon)
please give them love and affection.
please.
Btw, Nayun is not a big fan of the song poussay tight poussay clean poussay fresh.
so be careful. They might not enjoy it.
please feed them regularly.
3 times a day.
4 times r ok too.
give them lots of snacks and stuffs
they prefer:
· ice cream (chocolate :D)
· popcorn (butter flavored or caramel)
things that they do not prefer:
· anything green (except for kimchi)
· mint chocolate
tutorial on how to make cake for Nayun.
1. you need 3 wheats
2. 2 sugars
3. 1 egg
4. 3 buckets of milk
5. craft
6. feed.
tutorial on how to make a sad Nayun into a happy Nayun:
if they're infp, maybe show them a movie or drama they like.
or give them a food they like.
the one I have rn has bit of manic depression so its easy to change there feelings.
good luck guys.
they're favorite animals r:
☃
dogs
cats
ferrets
hedgehogs (sonic)
they want figures
figures.
anime figures
bc as yk they r a fucking weeb.
anyways that was the Instructions
good luck ;)
be safe.
"Nayun gets all the bitches in the whole entire universe."
"Nayun does not touch grass"
"Nayun is bored"
"Nayun does not touch grass"
"Nayun is bored"
by tight clean fresh July 26, 2022
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Hey, look that’s napun over there, he took five dicks just to impress a girl last night, it didn’t work though. :(
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Get the napun mug.Welcome to the hood. Located in southern virginia, this is the destination for any crackhead within a 40mi radius. The people are ghetto as hell. And if you dare to venture down lakecrest, you will be shoot or robbed.There is nothing around but trees and hood ass thug parties. The "thugs" are actually just over excited hood-rats with fucked up weaves. Naruna is hood captial of the state. Popualtion 500, all of whom live on "three creeks road"
Dre: Nigga lets go get a black n a 40 from the Abbed's
Carlos: Fuck that lets robb that bitch @11:00 tonight.
Ant: We all should get "naruna for life on your backs"
ALL: Hell Yeah
Carlos: Fuck that lets robb that bitch @11:00 tonight.
Ant: We all should get "naruna for life on your backs"
ALL: Hell Yeah
by toot big October 13, 2009
Get the Naruna mug.Shes a hilarious girl and she can make you laugh once you get to know her. She seems like a shy person at first, but when her friends or people she knows come, shes a badass and like a daredevil. She is artistic and creative. She can also be a leader if no one knows what to do. Shes amazing at almost everything and she has a kind heart. You're lucky to date one cause shes one of a kind.
by Mike_plays March 23, 2019
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