When a Balexey pulls up to the court to shoot around, and consistently bricks. Despite a consistent inability to make uncontested shots, a Balexey can become an NBA level player simply by uttering the phrase "hey michael whats up", which summons Nanjun, one of the greatest basketball players to ever live. Nanjun can also be summoned by drinking from a carton of Milk, as his alter ego Milk Man loves durian flavoured milk.
Balexey: *shoots basketball and misses*, Damn, I can't make a single shot today. Hey michael what's up?
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey，我是 Nanjun.
*nanjun arrives*: 你好 balexey，我是 Nanjun.
by iqbal qureshi April 21, 2021
A true ACE. So talented. Deserves so much better. Deserves the entire fucking world. His stage presence is insane. The cutest.
by dontcallmebymyname June 9, 2021