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Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly
No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!
by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017
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naive idiot

A person who is extremely clueless about the real world and has very few functioning brain cells. This can be due their also idiotic naive parents (it’s hereditary). Most commonly aged 11-45. This person seriously has no idea how stupid they are. It’s almost impossible to not laugh at how dumb this person truly is. There catchphrases can include “huh” and “what?”.
Mr Blank: Make sure you bring in a piece of paper for the testing tomorrow.

Naive idiot: Huh? What do you mean we were supposed to bring in a paper?
by gutted that bitch June 5, 2022
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Naive Definition

Naive Definition: ashley your so naive
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too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
by H.L Magician February 24, 2017
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Cute and Naive

Cute and Naive is used when you find someone that's typically good looking, yet also a bit crazy in humor. Quirky!

Cute and Naive is most commonly used on Ginger males. Specifically ones that tend to post funny things online, such as having a crazy face while eating a haggis burger. If you get referred to as Cute and Naive, take it as a compliment!

When its describing something instead of someone, it means the thing of discussion is rather fun, but quirky.
-Hey man, did you see what Matt Hargreaves posted? It was really Cute and Naive!

-Yes, I saw it! He was Cute and Naive!
by cuteburgerman April 3, 2023
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covfefe naive

Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.
"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."
by yes juanito yes November 1, 2017
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Mama don't worry by Bhad Bhabie? Look naive enough?

Mama don't worry by Bhad Bhabie? Look naive enough?
Mama don't worry by Bhad Bhabie? Look naive enough?
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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