parental naivety

The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.

It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.

Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!

parental naivety by chicachicayeauh March 2, 2009

Nailed it 

Gets it spot-on, is correct, absolutely wins the argument (UK)

That's so true, he's nailed it.

Nailed it by dnnkjdhkjhkjdhkjsh September 25, 2010

Nailed it! 

When you see something that is done well. ie. Copying something you see on Pinterest. Then you try it and fail.

Said sarcastically, "nailed it"!

Nailed it!...not! (See Pinterest fails)

Nailed it! by Chipanda September 3, 2015

nailed 

1. To get something right and succeed

See that wall over there, I nailed it. With your mum

nailed by Ashley the anonymous August 29, 2015

naivety 

lack of sophistication or worldliness

not knowing what's going on

Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety .. used in the song 'It's better if you do' by Panic at the disco

naivety by yagrleden September 3, 2006

nailed it 

To do something which is more grand than stereotypically expected

You To GF: So wait, you're both a gamer and a dancer?
GF: Well yeah
You: Nailed it!

nailed it by JesusTheDragonborn May 25, 2015

finger nailed 

(v.) attempting to use one's unmanicured fingers to bring pleasure to a woman's vaginal area, usually causing much pain.

I met the sexiest guy last night, but I had to kick him out when after he finger nailed my giner.

finger nailed by rickney April 6, 2011