system in my eyes 

You understand something perfectly

You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works

You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it

Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?

Danni: yeah mate no problem.

Luke: how do you know what to do?

Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes

system in my eyes by Danni101 December 17, 2011

My eyes! They feel like needles! 

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

My eyes! They feel like needles! by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

douche my eyes 

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

douche my eyes by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

piss out of my eyes 

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

piss out of my eyes by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

to see without my eyes 

when someone shows you or says something you wish you never saw or heard.

"tik tok has a lot of 'to see without my eyes' comments because people are getting too comfortable on the app."
"I agree"

to see without my eyes by nerea June 4, 2020

chink my eyes 

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

chink my eyes by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009

My eyes only 

People use this for nudes or sexual film of themselves on snapchat that cannot be seen without a passcode

Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people

Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"

My eyes only by Snappychatts March 25, 2020