suck my cock eyes 

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.

A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

suck my cock eyes by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation March 4, 2009

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

Suck My Cock 

"Say those three words".
Of course, the guy is about to sweat bullets. Is it the I LOVE YOU sentence, no.
"Suck my Cock".
You give heard, or oral pleasure.

*Slurp.* Mmm. *Gulp.* Oh yeah... *Gulp.*

Suck My Cock by yourmama December 8, 2003

the 900 to suck my cock 

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

the 900 to suck my cock by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

Shoot my cock off 

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Suck my cock 

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.

HELLO MY FRIEND, SUCK MY COCK HOT WOMEN

Suck my cock by Jackishorny October 17, 2008

Suck my cock 

The definition is my cock is 50 inch now come and suck it

Suck my cockkkkkkkkkkk

Suck my cock by DickHead James June 21, 2017