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is my brother gay 

You: is my brother gay?
Drogas: yes

I have to take my brother to baseball practice. 

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

I fucked my brother 

why does my brother think he's smarter than me 

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

forever my brother 

Forever my best friend or forever my brother
forever my brother by Tyaquirm September 17, 2018

imma get my brother on you 

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”
Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”