Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006

by Akuneko the Sly August 4, 2004

"please chizzle my nizzle" (please stroke my intimate area)
"are you nizzle chizzlin'?" (are you stroking your intimate area?)
"are you nizzle chizzlin'?" (are you stroking your intimate area?)
by doodelie April 25, 2005

by emplynx October 21, 2004

Slang for suck my dick bitch!
by JimmyBarkerRulesTheWorld November 30, 2006

by air.catcher.pilots December 16, 2016

by wasdfgras March 1, 2009
