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schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006
mugGet the schnizzle my nizzlemug.

shizzle my nizzle

to shizzle a nizzle. fuck go learn english, retard.
man: do you want to shizzle my nizzle?
me: fuck no. fuck off you fucking loon.
by Akuneko the Sly August 4, 2004
mugGet the shizzle my nizzlemug.

chizzle my nizzle

to chizzle ones nizzle aka to stroke oneself intimately
"please chizzle my nizzle" (please stroke my intimate area)

"are you nizzle chizzlin'?" (are you stroking your intimate area?)
by doodelie April 25, 2005
mugGet the chizzle my nizzlemug.

for shizzle my nizzle

Andrew: Do you want to go play tennis?
Bruce: For shizzle my nizzle
by emplynx October 21, 2004
mugGet the for shizzle my nizzlemug.

frizzle my nizzle

Sally: Hey Tommy

Tommy: What do you want bitch?

Sally: Shut Up!

Tommy: Frizzle my nizzle! Damn!
by JimmyBarkerRulesTheWorld November 30, 2006
mugGet the frizzle my nizzlemug.

Shizzle my Nizzle

An alternative to saying "Shit" or "Dammit".
Aw, Shizzle my nizzle! I forgot my ducking purse at Starbucks!
by air.catcher.pilots December 16, 2016
mugGet the Shizzle my Nizzlemug.

foshizzle my nizzle

"yo dawg hook me up wit dat shit"
" foshizzle my nizzle "
by wasdfgras March 1, 2009
mugGet the foshizzle my nizzlemug.

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