<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6> 

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Wear my dick on my sleeve

It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.

Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.

Wear my dick on my sleeve by Joe Marzouk April 7, 2020

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

dick my suck 

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

dick my suck by lucacola March 14, 2018

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

a rainbow shot out of my dick 

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.

“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

a rainbow shot out of my dick by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick 

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022