Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Hakuna Matata

"Hakuna Matata" means "No Worries" in Swahili Language.

- Man, you just ran over a grandmomma!
- Hakuna Matata.

by REX since 1982 December 28, 2005

Mutta bonda

a) It's an Indian Dish made with egg which is deeply fried in oil.Mostly taken in evening time.

b) Usually used to describe a girl who looks like an egg like structure to mock them.

Example : Dude,I Had a Spicy Mutta Bonda Today.
Example : Otha,She is A mutta bonda.

by OmalaMass March 4, 2015

hakuna matata

Hakuna matata is wonderfully phrased, problem-free phiolosophy which means "no worries, for the rest of your days." (Disney's Lion King)

In Swahili, it means "no worries" or "here-there-are-no concerns." Yes, it wasn't invented for Lion King...

"Hakuna Matata!"
"Hakuna Matata?"
"Yeah. It's our motto!"

by TheSloth September 11, 2008