fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

by Hugeau March 13, 2014

Murrie

Another spelling of the name : " Murray " . It actually sounds the same.

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Scottish, English

Pronounced: MUR-ee

" Murrie " is from a Scottish surname which was derived from the region in Scotland called Moray. It means "From the sea"and is also an ancient Scottish clan surname.

Variants : Moray, Muiredach, Murrey and Murry, Murray.

Murrie is lovable, clever, smart, funny, creative and talented. And the man i love.

" Murrie ? Isn't that a weird spelling for Murray ? "

" Well, yeah. My parents wanted my name to sounds special, but that's basically the same as Murray, in the idea. "

by Estherwholovesyou May 14, 2009

Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

by tuds January 19, 2009

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

by the_unknown December 4, 2012

ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married

They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.

by choosehappy November 21, 2010

married to

To be firmly committed to a decision, preference, opinion, affiliation, etc. This phrase is actually most commonly used in the negative to imply one's flexibility on a subject or lack of staunchness for a particular decision.

dude 1: "Anyone have a preference were we go for dinner?"

dude 2: "Let's go to Wendy's. Not that I'm married to the idea, but a frosty sounds real good right now."

dude 1: "Wendy's it is!"

by joelh April 29, 2008