murphy's law 

The title of Murphy Lee's album.

Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.

murphy's law by Anonymous October 9, 2003

murphy's law 

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.

I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.

murphy's law by Buttfucked September 7, 2003

murphy's law 

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).

murphy's law by Eldritch September 4, 2003

murphy's law 

The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.

If something can go wrong, it will.

murphy's law by AvengerXP September 4, 2003

murphy's law 

Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.

It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)

murphy's law by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Murphy's Law 

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault

Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.

Murphy's Law by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016

Murphy's Law 

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law by Bitch December 7, 2004