Murgle

To

murder a living organism by stepping on it

‘Oh look Jacob you just murgled that snail’

by SnailMurgler123 December 3, 2019

Murgle

To murder a living organism by stepping on it

‘Oh look Jacob you just murgled that snail!’

by SnailMurgler123 December 3, 2019

Murgle

(Verb) The action of murgling
(Noun) Somebody who has been murgled

"I'm going to murgle you"
"What's that?"
"Wait and find out"

by Murgler6969 December 28, 2020

MurgleShnergle

A man quief. The action of a fart rolling out between your thighs and your testicles.

Fat man quief mate!
Nah that was a MurgleShnergle

by ThunderTucker March 7, 2021

Murglers

The spectral ghoulies dogs randomly bark at. Every dog in existence can sense the murglers' proximity and intent to murder and burgle the family. Murglers travel on the wind and live in piles of leaves, old shoes, and in that one weird cupboard every house has.

Dad: What are those dogs going on about?
Mom: Oh they just hear the murglers coming to get us.

by RamblingWoolysheep July 17, 2022

MurgleMaxxing

A form of murgling in which an individual humps their pillow while mewing — a behavior associated with certain online looksmaxxing subcultures — and deliberately refrains from climaxing. This is typically done to prolong arousal and intensify the sensation.

He spent half the night murglemaxxing instead of finishing, claiming it helps with discipline and with his jawline.

by Jellyfish_Juice October 15, 2025