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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.
Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.
by rrza May 30, 2013
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murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013
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murdercine

term for the toxic poison used to "treat" people in the modern medical field. includes prescription drugs and also over the counters such as aspirin which also murder thousands of people annually; also refers the field of modern medicine and mainstream murdercine mafia cartel; may be related to the ILLuminati
aww man everyone knows you get colloidal silver when you get ebola, mainstream murdercine will kill you
by Kazina February 6, 2015
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murderbiliaphile

(noun) A person who has a strong interest in and a factual knowledge of the subject of murderbilia and the many other related associations with Murderbilia and Murderbilia items, including, but not limited to their significance in a historical context and their overall monetary value to other collectors and curators alike.
Jordan was a Cook, just like his dreamboat fantasy lover, executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Jordan was a self-proclaimed murderbiliaphile, or someone with a large body of knowledge on the subject of murderbilia and serial killers, and was quite proud of his collection of paintings by the brutal homosexual murderer and trickster. Turns out Jordan didn't know much of shit, and busied his days fantasizing about bring throttled and conquered by the long gone brute killer of his dreams, usually masturbating and shoving a dildo up his ass all the while.
by GayJordyFU April 22, 2023
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murderfuck

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event
"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."
by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006
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Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

murdering skanky excuse for a mother
by Calfie August 11, 2011
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