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munked

munk: *humps vamp
vamp: *blushes
munk: u got munked!
vamp: monkey my love jajaja
by munkyfish March 13, 2009
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munke

verb. to munke or not to munke
Slang for sex and/or fucking violently.
Can also be shortened to 'munk'. ("Munk me" meaning "fuck me").
I went over to insert name of hot chick/guy last night. I munked him/her real good/hard/violently/ferociously/svagely/mildly.
Me and my boyfriend/girl.
*whisper* "Munk me" in your SO's ear
by savagelyWeird October 4, 2016
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munks

unwashed undergarments, whose stench can be detected from up to 5 miles away.worn predominantly by smelly wee men.the stink may cause nausea and vomiting in those who are exposed to it.
smell ure munks
by marie the wise November 8, 2003
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Munk

Something you say too much when you hear it. The definition is a way of life. It is something you say if you get jump scared or if you are pissed and need to sound hard. But it is in no way shape or form disrespectful to munks. We love you
Ahhh you scared me you munk.
Jack you fucking munk piss of bitch.
by gguksthighs January 22, 2018
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Munking

When your name is Munk, you have a +50 charisma bonus for everybody Reading this.
When not being Munk and you read this ben je dom
Ik ben net kk hard ge- munking -t
by DeEchteMunk December 12, 2018
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Munk

A large man who rolls round the gill stroking mens arms
Get that large freak away from me
by herdie December 13, 2003
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munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.
I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.
by Superbrucester December 4, 2013
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