Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 6, 2025

fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard either in as a duo or a group of people in a graveyard until being arrested by authorities.

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

mump

nigger

you acting like a mump

by grassfart December 8, 2021

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024

Mump

The combination of a bum,mope,hump etc…

When you let the pedestrian walking infront of your car to pass , and they gingerly walk at their leisure , look at this MUMP

by Mr.Trip July 19, 2022