Patterned Mulywumpus

A mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. It commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. The plural is wompi.

I just read Wumpus Potter and the Chamber of Wompi.
Sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
I love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.

by Brad Ikemore June 1, 2016

Mucky Nappy

A dastardly drink containing 2 shots of vodka, 1 shot of tequila and red bull.

(Often mixed quietly after returning to table to avoid embarassment)

Hey, one mucky nappy please,

Whats that?

Double vodka red bull and a shot of tequila please

Thats disgusting, get out.

by demigod_ February 18, 2009

milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.

Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".

by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006

Milky Titties

When one's tits are squishy and soft like butter, and have the sheen of a milky glaze.

Did you fuck that milf yet?
No, but I felt her milky titties!

by MLJP Milfz4Lyfe November 13, 2012

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

Mommy Milky

A slang term originated in central FL. Nobody knows what it means but it’s randomly used in multiple contexts.

Damn bro, mommy milky.
I’m so sorry for your loss! Mommy milky.
Your sister can’t find out about this, mommy milky though.

by MediumDaddyJohnson October 7, 2021

dirty musky

when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in

Sam gave me a dirty musky last night, that asshole

by manboobguy November 23, 2007