Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.

Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you

by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018

misery business

An awesome song written by Paramore

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"

by KyleBos January 2, 2008

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details

Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement

by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014

gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

by Kingbot December 30, 2008