muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003

Salty Mufin

A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.

Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.

by SAPangolin August 13, 2015

mufd

people that excel in the arts of video games, babes, and beer pong.

Lets get mufd this weekend!!!

by mufd member November 15, 2009

murida

Comes from Japanese language -> meaning impossibe or in some cases pointless/worthless

Hey i just won the lotto!
Murida... : O

Hey we should go buy salami for pizza.
Murida, it costs a lot, and tastes like #¤"#

by Puffey July 17, 2012

mifidget

A mifidget is a name for someone that is short and fidgety.

Thatspazzyshortgirl is a mifidget.

by Molster March 18, 2009

Muffdrank

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

by Emac1212 March 28, 2009

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010