muffle butter 

When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.

My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.

Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.

muffle butter by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

muffle goosed by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

Muffle Trumpet 

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

Muffle Trumpet by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

muffle shuffle 

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

muffle shuffle by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

muffle lopper 

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

muffle lopper by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008

Muffle Pants 

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

Muffle Pants by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

Muffle Shorts 

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

Muffle Shorts by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014