Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

Muddled up

This is my twin sister… sometimes we get muddled up

by Katem84 July 2, 2021

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.

by Diarrhea January 27, 2018

by aesop December 2, 2003

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box

Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

by partypruden December 22, 2015

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin April 24, 2016

Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes

by BaconSoap December 10, 2015