DD MONTER

WHEN MY DD STINGS SO BAD AND IT NEEDS OINTMENT, YOU CALL THE DD MONTER TO COME ITCH IT FOR YOU

MMMM THE DD MONTER ITCHED ME SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

by DDMONTER June 12, 2021

Alex J Montero

A awesome actor.

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome

by APEX1215 February 8, 2021

monterey park

Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.

I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!

by ala vanessa June 7, 2007

monterous

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.

Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?

by Nardzama January 28, 2012

Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn

"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"

by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018

Monterey Polytechnic College

Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.

Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.

Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.

After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.

by Matrix Ender November 14, 2018

International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai

Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet

by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017