"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

No!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

ecuadorian lawn mower

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.

"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"

by skit skat April 13, 2009

Lawn Mower

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

by Messican April 7, 2003

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position

lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.

Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.

by dbroz February 25, 2010

Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

by luckiePee-air November 4, 2009

The Riding Lawn Mower

When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.

After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.

by seminiferoustubules March 7, 2010