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Cock in Connor’s mouth 

What you wish your hot straight friend would force you to do all the time
Daniel furiously shoved his long Cock in Connor’s mouth

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Poodle's Mouth 

An ugly pussy.

Often times Poodles will develop a wet, brown or rust colored area around the edges of their mouths that is visually unappealing. A vagina that is similarly aesthetically unfortunate is said to be, "A Poodle's Mouth". This can also connote an associated fragrance.
"I over comitted, and when I realized the trouble I was in, I had to work the 'ol Poodle's mouth with my thumb while pretending to eat it."
Poodle's Mouth by Slave 1 July 1, 2005

Sarah Palin's mouth 

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.
Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.