Meat Mountains

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

by Onesie January 2, 2009

mountains

Don't be so hard on yourself
Take it one day at a time
when the day is through
don't matter how glaring, harsh
Leave a tender cuddle

That is just for you

and when youre too tired to close your eyes
think of the mountains and the skies
and how time does tend to disguise
everything that is of worth

is only ever to be cherished, not possessed
Kind Regards,
Jesus Christ

by Krkič January 14, 2020

The mountains are pink it's time to drink

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

by puddykast May 6, 2016

Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

by Aesop July 11, 2021

Mountaineering

this is getting high on some good shit till you feel like touching the clouds.

am going mountianeering tonite on Everest

dude am on top of mt. Kilimanjaro.

am mountaineering at the moment

by bigmachini June 23, 2010

head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.

Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick

by sonourus almond May 23, 2009