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mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)
Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout
by Jules the King January 9, 2004
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mortey

Combination of "morning" and "nitey." Used for greetings across time zones with your baby.
"Mortey baby!" (When you're in the US and she's in the UK, for example, and it's a.m. for one and p.m. for the other)
by J&HD! July 8, 2009
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Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.
X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."
by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010
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Milky Morley

A girl who has a red face with a White moustache line
by Baconnugget January 15, 2015
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Samuel F.B. Morse High School

A public high school located in Southeast San Diego, California in the community of Skyline. Its school colors are blue, white, and gold and its school mascot is the tiger.

It's known, infamously, for its heavy gang activity and crime among its students and community. It's rival schools are Gompers High School and Lincoln High School.

It's faculty are friendly and laid back as well as very caring, as a lot of them live or have grown up in the same communities as its students.

The student population consists of mostly Filipinos, Hispanics, Pacific Islanders, African-Americans, and immigrants from Asia, South America, and the Middle East/Northeast Africa. There aren't very many Caucasians there, but the Caucasian population has been growing over the past few years.

Though the school has had fairly low test scores in comparison to the rest of the state, it's probably due to the fact that a lot of the students come from low income homes, are immigrants, or due to the fact that the school, over the years, has been given insufficient funding from the district.

The campus is very open and airy, though it is a little frustrating to navigate the first few times because of it's enormous size. It is the largest school in San Diego.
Samuel F.B. Morse High School is a community, not just a school.
by QT Muny June 26, 2007
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Morse Code Sex

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.
*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"
by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010
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moyseying

To give a girl a damned good seeing to. Preferably after licking her snatch and most definitely in at least 2 or 3 positions. The conditions of 'giving a good moyseying' also require that you must have a girlfriend (or wife) whilst giving the moyseying (to someone else) and that after you're through moyseying, you must describe in detail to the girlfriend (or wife) exactly what a good moyseying you gave to the girl. This can be done in person, or, if you're feeling especially brave or stupid, all over an internet messageboard. Bonus points if you, the wife, the moysey'd girl and 30 or so of your friends also use this message board.
Damn, you sure did give that ho some moyseying last night. You're the man, now, dog!
by Pinkeh May 31, 2007
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