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Morgan Freeman 

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
Morgan Freeman by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman 

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
Morgan Freeman by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

Morgan Freeman 

God himself in the form of an old black man.
Morgan Freeman will forgive all of ours sins.
Morgan Freeman by Egberry September 21, 2018

Morgan Freeman 

Landing a skateboard trick as clean as possible.

Cleaner than "buttery" or "steezy".
Man 1: Watch this heelflip
*lands the heelflip*
Man 2: WOAH! That was Morgan Freeman!

*Morgan Freeman appears*

Freeman: Damn straight
Morgan Freeman by RC aka Trev July 24, 2009

morgan freeman 

an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn

Morgan Freeman 

A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.

Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.