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by p-helps January 20, 2008
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Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
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The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.
by Hugh G. Rexion April 26, 2006
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During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
by BWSparked April 15, 2008
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by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004
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A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
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