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Monterey

A place where you're sick if you're Italian or Sicilian and rock all stars/world series gear from five years ago. It is common to think you are "legit" if you smoke weed and/or drink profusely. In addition, everyone has hooked up with everyone, and aids is an epidemic. To top it off, allllll of the white kids listen to 2pac, Mac Dre, and Andre Nickatina as they drive around in their daddy's car.
Let's go to Monterey! Where the girls are easy and the weed is dank but there's nothing fun to do besides hit on people at the mall or walk on the wharf!
by Siq wit it June 28, 2008
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Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs
Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.
by Igor Arsovski March 13, 2005
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Montreal-North

The most ghetto place in Canada, where you better be walking with your vest or you gonna die!
- Yo, I need to buy some crack and to go sell this big ass chain to the pawn shop, where should I go?
- Man, grab your vest, we going to Montreal-North
by P-Y September 27, 2004
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Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.
Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.
by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006
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Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.
I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.
by norm the plum December 1, 2015
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Montreal Boys

Most montreal boys are typically fuckboy with curly hair that wear kappa or adidas. They live in montreal obviously. They like smoking weed and trying to act ghetto even tho their moms still drive them to school. They like wearing gucci fanny packs around their chest and throw up gang signs in their instagram pictures.
What’s your type?”

Montreal boys”
by y0urmom.com November 21, 2019
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Montreal Expos

Canada's first and favorite baseball team.
Better than the 'Jays'.
Better all-around club.
Expos--->a good orphan
Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child
by eggbert December 23, 2003
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