monster

The monster is a mythological being that only comes out in certian lectures and hooks up wif guys wif extremely low standards. On the average human male, she has the power to destroy any sexual fantasy or boners one may have. Hence, 'four seasons' have been able to make use of her powers to assist teenage boys in their everyday life by selling small pocket size fotos of her to carry round in their wallet to prevent the 'surprise erection'.

yesterday in maths, i saw leesa and i was wow underneath, so i had to pull out my monster card.

by Mel369 May 20, 2008

monster

Street Slang for the AIDS virus

" He got the monster he'll be dead in a year."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

monster

Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now

That's mean, I hope you get a monster!

by MarinaM August 22, 2006

monster

big, massive; huge amounts of

Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

monster

makilyn's forehead

makilyn has a monster forehead.

monster

by fat forehead May 15, 2019

monster

an energy drink that is extremley sugary

1: hey bro hand me my MONSTER
2: no its way to sugary

by robo arm May 19, 2020

monster

a hideous human being. used for girls that look ugly

miguel: "damn look at that baddie perla she bad asf"
justin: "nigga that hoe is a monster under all that makeup"
miguel: "AHHHHHH MONSTER KILL HER"

by monstasEVERYWHERR February 27, 2023