Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022

Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

Monkee

A mutated monkey escaped from a test lab.
It pees out of it's ass, and shits out of his dick.
Discovered when I was drunk 2 weeks ago.

I was walking around, and a monkee suddenly peed on me.

by BaboonNL January 10, 2005

Monkeyespionage

The combination of monkeys and espionage

The act of spying with monkeys.

Also the most 1337 video game playing god in the world!!!

"It was all monkeyespionage all over the place!"

by Monkeyespionage January 22, 2004

monkeezgob

short tongued cunt

Will Young

by Daniel January 9, 2004