The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
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It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear
JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.
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Get the Crawled mongoose mug.n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.
Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!
Friend: I'd like to see you try!
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1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?
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