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Money Cock 

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money
Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn
Money Cock by TurboTerry April 7, 2022
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Moneysuckle

A girlfriend who takes all your money and spends it.
Yo, your girlfriend is such a moneysuckle.
Moneysuckle by Bob Ankle May 17, 2014

Moneycontrol 

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Moneycake 

a word for every occasion no matter the circumstance
“Hey my grandma passed last night.”
“Moneycake! Moneycake bro!”
Moneycake by Tornadoboy24 December 29, 2024

MockyCocky 

When two lesbians use a strap on for anal sex.
She gave me that mockycocky last night.
MockyCocky by Hobknobbing February 15, 2025

Moneyocracy (noun) 

A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
We don’t live in a democracywe live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.