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Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant
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preteen moments 

Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
preteen moments by catmann5418 October 23, 2007

nigger moments 

when you get into a fight with a black person and is usually never resolved that is your nigger moment
Nigger: "yo man u sept on my j'z"
Randome person: "sorry"
Nigger fights randome person dum dum dumm
nigger moments
nigger moments by LiLMIssBoePeet January 16, 2009

golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important
ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol
golden moments by rmawills September 26, 2003

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

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Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant

key moments

Key moments can or will involve; 98 minute blow jobs, posting up, girls giving you "the eyes", being an infamous drug dealer upstate, getting ripped in 2 weeks, sitting on chromes, it's not even like that, keystone light, paying dues, getting a fresh cut, splitting a pack of nupes 4 ways, 4loko it up, having mac sessions, and finally getting mac'd up and down
Person 1 " Niko, you going to talk to those girls?"
Niko : Nah bro, uhhh I'm just going to post up and wait for key moments.
key moments by kyyyyyyyyyyd September 27, 2010

golden moments

A reference to the classic novel "Anthem." This is when a beautiful girl, referred to as "The Golden One" is in your vicinity. These moments are to be spent staring and/or drooling. These are to be cherished, and archived in your mind forever.
I had another golden moment yesterday in the hallway, when The Golden One walked past me.
golden moments by SirK September 25, 2003