Moldovan is a nigger

lol

Moldovan is a nigger

by nogger_69 February 19, 2018

Moldava

Moldova not Moldava! It is a Country Between Romania and Ukrain (based on the geographics of 2005). Moldavian People are an ethnic group of people. About 200 D.C. to 1300 years ago the lands today called Moldova and Romanian Moldova were one part of the slavic lands that were called Tivertsi! They spoke the slavic language and were not different from Russians. After years pased the Dacian tribes and Tiverian tribes mixed. From them became the descendants the Moldovans. They speak mostly latin language called Moldavian in Moldova but Romanian in Romania. It is wrong to consider Moldavians as brothers of Romanians. Moldavia existed since 1400's but Romania was the name of the country that United Wallachia and Moldova in 1800's. ( I think 1859).
Stefan Cel Mare was one of the most popular Moldavian Prince.

Never Call a Moldavian a "Romanian".

Not Moldava but Moldova first of all. Moldavian a person with Russian culture and Latin language.

by Tiverits December 25, 2005

Moldava

Land where men are gay and women are nasty

You see that Moldavan bitch? She was soooooo nasty.

by Phirkel May 23, 2003

Moldoveanca

In România îs a girl Who îs very dificult to handle, she Will beat you if you don t listen her, she speak veri fast and very vulgar, so be careful!

-woah, i saw a hottie, i think i am gonna ask her for her instagram
-uau be careful și is a Moldoveanca

by Just a hottie November 22, 2021

Moldava

A small nation between ROmania and Russia, often conquered by both with periods of independence in between. There was a period of communism within the last century as well. (My great great grandmother was Moldavan.)

Damn those Moldavans and their Kalashnikov toting idiots, causing shenanigans here and there!

by Communist Bastard March 9, 2003

Moldovan Micha

When you accidentally sit on your nuts and they start to inflate but you figure out you like the feeling of your nuts inflating so you cover your nuts in your own poop and sit on your nuts but you sit on your nuts too hard and they pop, sending poop, semen, and ballsack everywhere.

Cookie gave herself the Moldovan Micha last night.

by InoInoInoIno March 22, 2026

Frickin Moldovan

A person with the lowest level of intelligence.

A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.

Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.

————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)

Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.

The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.

————————-Example Two————————

Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.

Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?

Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.

Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.

—————————-Fun Joke—————————-

Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???

A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.

by 100% BigMouth November 26, 2017