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Mosienko

A person who everyone wants to have sex with, and most likely will.

Mosienko can usually be summed up in one word: sex.

However, Mosienkos are also known for being sexilicious and in popular demand, this usually leads to wild, drunken licentious festivity and revelry. In other words: sex orgies.
Girl: "OMG, did you see that hot piece of ass?
Girl2: "Yeah, he's a total Mosienko, but I already tapped that. ;)"


Guy: "Holy FUCK, that WAS a great Mosienko."
by kswte March 4, 2009
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momsense

When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.
Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.
by jaybrown January 10, 2009
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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci
A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid
by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018
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chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
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Maisen

Maisen a beautiful female that can be the sweetest then she can be a radging bitch sometimes but that's normal she's smells amazing and has perfect teeth and smile how do I get started on her shiny big eyes that one look will make you fall in love
Wow maisen is looking fine today
by Elliefarnix February 11, 2018
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Moises

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him.
(v)Playing with girls emotions, and making them cry
Josh- "dude that man-whore is such a Moises"
Beth-"Shut up your just jealous you can't dress like that"
by Bentley6969 September 26, 2010
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