Cum Maid

Someone who loves to jerk off guys.

"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"

by Scotty Funk May 9, 2010

Moid

A “derogatory” word for man

“ I hate moids all they know how to do is be misogynistic and commit violent crimes.”
“Moids are not capable of feeling love”

by Toomuchdiponyourchip January 27, 2023

Iron Maiden

1) The best metal band...wait...best band ever.

2) A medieval torture instrument shaped rather like a coffin, but that the head and feet could come out of. It was lined with spikes inside, and closed on people who commited the most heinous crimes, such as not liking the king.

Iron Maiden are awesome.

I'd like to put that dipshit NED in an Iron Maiden.

by Bored_individual June 15, 2004

Maidenhead

An upper-middle class, Tory town in Berkshire, UK, that is part of the constituency of Maidenhead and Windsor. Maidenhead borders the village of Bray, which is a seriously wealthy village (wealthier than Maidenhead). Maidenhead is also a 10-minute drive to Windsor Castle.

It's all very pretty, very historic, very clean, very rich, and very pleased with itself.

"My parents have been saving up for 10 years to afford a house in Maidenhead!"

by olgatolga October 31, 2012

Maidenless

A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.

You however, are maidenless.

by EmperorOfTheVeldezi March 10, 2022

nurse maid

A woman servant who takes care of children after the weaning and till the end of adolescence.

"My nurse maid Marina took care of me and my brothers till we accomplish eighteen years old".

by Willhelmina Plowes January 10, 2010

maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010