Manuel is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Manuel had surprisingly really large penises, way above the average penis length and width. Also, the majority of people named Manuel seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.
Manuel has an extraordinarily large penis.
by titiesobigcalherboobonicplague March 24, 2019
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“ I wish I were a Manuela”
“Manuela, lets get some pizza, pasta and some fondue for lunch”
“ I wish I had Manuela’s metabolism”
“Manuela, lets get some pizza, pasta and some fondue for lunch”
“ I wish I had Manuela’s metabolism”
by lol mother fucker December 17, 2019
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A very smart and kind person.A Manuel can be very annoying and rude sometimes.They can be very very judgmental but overall they are really nice:)!
Person 1: is that Manuel
Person 2: yeah it is he’s so fucking rude sometimes
Person 1:really
Person 2:yeah but he’s really kind to other people
Person 2: yeah it is he’s so fucking rude sometimes
Person 1:really
Person 2:yeah but he’s really kind to other people
by thottyyyyy November 13, 2018
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So jokes ;)
Pretty hot too, and nice bumm (L)
lovee manuella!
So jokes ;)
Pretty hot too, and nice bumm (L)
lovee manuella!
by mamajama11234567709 November 30, 2009
Get the manuella mug.To Prematurely ejaculate on a woman who was expecting mind-blowing, eye-rolling, toe-curling sex. A word originating from the Bulawayo region of Zimbabwe named after the guy(A contraction of eMMANUel) that inflicted this travesty on the girl he had worked up into a frenzy with too much conversation that he couldn't backup even the littlest action. He claimed over excitement as his defence.
E.g. I finally gave him the time of day and the jerk pulled a mmanu on me.
It can also be used as a verb. To ejaculate in a stupid way
E.g. I finally gave him the time of day and the jerk pulled a mmanu on me.
It can also be used as a verb. To ejaculate in a stupid way
Pulling a mmanu on a horny woman is cruel and unusual punishment.
We tried to have funch and he mmanued all over my skirt.
We tried to have funch and he mmanued all over my skirt.
by Zimbo-rita March 5, 2015
Get the mmanu mug.The origin of the name Manuela is believed to be: Hebrew
The meaning of the name Manuela is as follows: God is with us
The gender of the name is female
People with the name Manuela are usually very beautiful and have a great personality.
The meaning of the name Manuela is as follows: God is with us
The gender of the name is female
People with the name Manuela are usually very beautiful and have a great personality.
by abingabong icecream October 13, 2011
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