Mitty

Best fucking priv school and shits on bellermaine and fucking wack ass St.Francis

chad: mittys litty

by LittyNotShittyMitty October 25, 2018

Mitties

man titties

that guy has huge mitties

by doarhx June 25, 2019

shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015

Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.

Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"

by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011

archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you

by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003