Piss Mits

Nickname for a person who uses the restroom and doesn't wash their hands. They have put on the mits of excrement.

Manfred got back from the john and he's wearing piss mits again.

by jim_witness September 26, 2005

you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

oven mits

when shit is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness

Peep diss new Brian (Austin) Green rap CD yo, shit's oven mits fo sho

by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004

Bar-mits-vah

Getting out of control, drunk, wasted, etc etc.

Its time to bar-mits-vah beaatch

by Neal Akash Ajay August 3, 2008

Titty Mits

Nickname for one who can't help themself from copping a feel at a party or gathering.

Ryan's new name is titty mits.

by PS LK HK January 18, 2009

kipper mits

After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.

Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"

by simowazere October 22, 2008

Brick mits

1) Someone not to be trifled with.
2) Brass Knuckles.

1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."

by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008