gina-mite

Sudden, unexplainable itching of the topical vaginal area, also known as the mons pubis or fupa in some individuals, caused by an unseen or imaginary source.
During sex one night my Stourettes flared up and I told my boyfriend how when I was younger and my pussy would itch I would say it was because I had gina-mites.
by lablady May 24, 2011
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Fuck-Mite

Fuck-Mite a word to describe a big ass mite orgy.
Oh shit! There's a huge fuck-mite going on!
by I willfuck-miteyouup August 18, 2016
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grundel mite

a bug that lives in your grundel bush and drinks you fumunda cheese
by Bongmaster420 October 03, 2003
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Pussy mites

Another term for "crabs" or "pubic lice". Which are small, six-legged creatures that infect the pubic hair area and lay eggs.

Transmission generally occurs during sexual activity. However, it also can occur through physical contact with contaminated objects such as toilet seats, sheets, and blankets.
Tom gave Mary pussy mites.
Which made her vagina itch at night.
Well Mary never had such a scare when she looked down there for pussy mites were crawling everywhere!
by universalhigh September 25, 2010
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Bat Mite

A little tag-a-long bitch that has nothing else going on in his or her life, but to bother the shit out of you.

(See Chuggle for like definition)
Shit, you are such a fucking Bat Mite. You leach on to my life instead of checking out of yours. Get a life looser.
by JLOH December 17, 2004
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metal mite

Jim's car is infested with metal mites.
by Death to Metal May 23, 2010
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mighty mite

A person of small stature with a high energy level, who is willing to be obnoxious in displaying that high energy level.
Rachel Ray is the poster child of mighty mite nation.
by Atowntommy August 28, 2007
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