woman's intuition

When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.

From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.

by jessifat January 21, 2009

female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

Intuition

The act of being a dirty whore.

Kim Kardashian said "intuition" led her to end her 72-day-old marriage.

by Ihatestupidwhores November 5, 2011

pussy intuition

A mans sixth sense about what is going on with his woman.Only 5% of the male population has it.However only 2% persent of the male population with pussy intuition uses it.If not used frequenly it will become non-existant.

Brad's Pussy intuition told him sometihng might be wrong with is girl Breanda.

by Jalisa Cater October 9, 2008

intuition

A person who very annoying on Team Speak. He speaks in a super- sonic extra high voice. And uses lame terms like "GG", "OMG", "HI2U", "What the fuck did you say to me", "Your Mother"

**Too damn annoying to be inacted, impersonated, or repeated**

by Brawler September 30, 2004

Mantuition

n.- The male form of clairvoyance; When a male makes a statement to a target, with no background information of the situation, that pertains to future actions and/or previous actions made by the target.

Dad: "You can't always trust those who call you 'friend'."
Me: "Ha ha. You don't know my friends dad. I trust them with my life!"
Dad: "mmm"

*friend blabs a secret*

Me: "Dammit. My dad and his mantuition!"

by clu2life April 14, 2011