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Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 5, 2010
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midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.
That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!
by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011
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Midnight high

Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.
I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.
by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 28, 2011
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Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.
I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.
by jfont April 20, 2021
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Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.
Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.
by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016
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Midnight snack

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.
I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.
by it cant be November 24, 2020
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The Midnight Beast

In my opinion, THE BEST BAND IN EXSISTENCE. Consists of Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashely Horne.

they're so cool it hurts, and make pretty catchy songs and totally legendary lyrics.
Lyrics are comical and contain many a innuendos and swear words, so best not to be sung around touche parents.

Most famous song of their's is probably their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha due to it being their first song. Ke$ha even commented on her twitter saying "This is the shit. It's better than my version." In fact, you find yourself listening to this version so much you find it difficult to remember the orginal lyrics at all. They produce a mixture of parodies and original songs and skits.

Not mainstream and unsigned, which in a way is the best way to be so they can make the legend songs that they do. Have been on the Tom Deacon's radio shows a few times but the radio edits are never as good as they have to like beep out half the song. They have also done an election themed song named "House Party" for BBC Switch around the time of the 2010 election; aswell as making numberous reports for MTV.

VERY BRITISH, due to the humour used and of course, they're accents. In fact, if you look at the comments on their youtube videos you will come across a mention of their accent/ britishness in general pretty much every other comment.

Since I'm british myself, i'm a lucky bastard and get to see them on tour :) Fuck yes.
Me: Fuck yes, i'm going to see The Midnight Beast in february!
by ninjaamoves January 2, 2011
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