miliem

the sweetest girl EVEEERERERDHFGGREGRE. if you're a miliem, people lOVE you.

person1: hey i got you your favourite candy
person2: aww you're such a miliem

by fuck.off.no.one.likes.you March 12, 2019

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

mylifeisjustinbieber

A site for sick humans who are willingly admiting they need medical help .

Mom : Honey , what are you doing ?

Kid : Reading mylifeisjustinbieber.

Mom : Get in the car , we're goin to the hospital .

by MLIAer99 June 9, 2011

milfet

the daughter of a milf

sally is a milfet, her mom is so totally bangin'.

by cpt roller May 23, 2004

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

Milie

Much like someone named Milly or even Millie but with limited english skills. High odds of owning a private jet. The best of the best but doesn't know it.

"Did you hear Milie just hopped a flight 2 kiwiland"
"She must be loaded"

by Jax_Wit December 2, 2019