Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.

Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!

Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!

by thebean. December 7, 2023

Mikewasowski

Someone who generally is very shy and strange. They have a terrible personality and are not funny

Wow you look like a mikewasowski

by Freemansap March 14, 2015