minivanner

The crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing balls at their face. Minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. Minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.

Driver: Fuck! That damn minivanner drove her huge ass wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

Passenger: Damn minivanners need to get off the road.

by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 21, 2011

minivan

A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

by sölvi September 5, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

Miisa

the perfect girl

miisa is the prettiest girl in school with an a sweetest personality. She is pretty, skinny, rich, funny, sweet and may be wild with some of the selected ones ;)

she does not have a boyfriend because she regards herself as too beautiful, but she have amazing friends.

She has everything that every boy wants.

by smanthablakeeee October 22, 2018

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

the minivan

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006

mirva

Mirva is a sexy beast who destined to have extreme chemistry with a designer. She has the ability to consume obscene amounts of whiskey while maintaining a cleverly dirty sense of humor. After crazy amounts of alcohol, she is never finished. To keep the beast calm, cool, and unmoist - feed her ice cream and avoid the sauna.

Tickle my Mirva!

by wildcatTN February 2, 2014