Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.
by Matt Weller February 23, 2011
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by PokerBroker9 May 31, 2011
Get the Pippa Middletoned mug.A small town in Missouri which is considered by many to quite possibly contain the portal to hell, or at least purgatory. Local activities include going to the bar and drinking, visiting the town gas station and drinking, attending church and drinking, and basketball.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
"Can you get any cell service?"
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
by Johnathan Thunder April 7, 2010
Get the Middletown, MO mug.The only thing in my life that is a bigger waste of time than sitting at home and staring blankly at the wall.
At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
Administrator: "Not only will I take you parent's tax money, but I'll steal your property (cell phones, ipods, etc) because I fucking say so."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
by a little rattle snake June 4, 2009
Get the Middletown High School North mug.Middletown, Pennsylvania is the oldest town in Dauphin County and is among the most dreadful also. Once a town full of 19th century money, it is now a conglomeration of white and ethnic trash that thrive on section 8 living. The town is host to the lovely TMI - Three Mile Island nuclear power plant that might as well have obliterated the town in its' near meltdown back in the late 1970's. The town is now just a hodge-podge of poorly maintained vinyl and aluminum sided structures that somewhat resemble ghetto housing, cops that are notorius for overstepping their boundaries and citizens that resemble skid row. Don't waste your time, energy or thoughts on this deplorable place.
"Oh yes, Middletown Pennsylvania is the ghetto located in Dauphin County near Three Mile Island and Pennstate Harrisburg.
by YoBabyGayDaddy February 28, 2012
Get the Middletown Pennsylvania mug.A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).
Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.
The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.
The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.
Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.
The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.
The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.
Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
by Youngoofer69 July 3, 2020
Get the Middletown, Connecticut mug.Middletown, Rhode Island (M-town) where everyone knows everyone and no one leaves the island cut off from society. Where kids are so bored all they do is smoke and drink and get caught every night because the cops have nothing better to do. Most teenagers end up doing nothing with their lives because they never experience the "real" world. There are tourists 24/7 because of Newport and everyone hates them. In Middletown there's three things to do drink, smoke, and if yor're really extreme do coke off the back of toilet seats. At Middletown high school there is always cops and someone gets arrested eveyday. The only high school in the state that has alarms on the doors so everyone knows when someone is skipping. Where the football has the all state record for losing consecutivley except for the past two years. The only cheerleading team in the state where they allow three hundred pound girls to cheer and wear really short skirts.
by from classes that already graduated November 19, 2006
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