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Microwaved Hotdog

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her
by smoojieho April 21, 2018
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Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved
by applevision December 5, 2017
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.
That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.
by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023
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microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.
Micheal is microwaved bruv
by michealsuxs April 17, 2024
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Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.
There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.
by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025
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