Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

Michael Gregory Dutton

A fucking dipshit who sucks his mommas titties.

Did you see that Michael Gregory Dutton in AP Geography the other day?

Yes. I did.

by Brandonleetran January 25, 2016

Michael Gibson

A very nice guy with a big mustache.

y o yo yo Michael Gibson

by BigGibson69 January 26, 2017

Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.

"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"

by bitchass2312 November 5, 2019

MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.

I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA

by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019

michael gallegos

Sexiest mothafucker alive. Enough said

That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.

by Michael Gallegos March 8, 2017

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018