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metric shit-ton

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.
by seang February 8, 2013
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Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
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metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
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Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?
by Duckenheim April 6, 2020
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Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
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Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.
- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.
by Krippa November 24, 2020
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